Dear David,
You should come and live on my utopia island. The island is called Micky Island, and it is a perfect place to live. Why, you ask? Oh, my friend, I will certainly tell you why.
First off, the island is a direct democracy. Do you know what that means? That means that your vote will directly affect what happens in the country. You can literally make the difference between something being passed, and something being destroyed by the voters. There is no weird way of counting your vote, like in the United States of America. Your vote counts the same as somebody in another city.
You need even more reasons than that? That is surprising. Usually you go with the crowd, follow the trends. If you insist that you need more reasons, I will give them to you. Another reason to live on the island is because of our sweet naval base. Our naval base is one of the strongest aspects of our country. While it might not be comparable to a huge country like the United States of America, it is a formidable force. Any attacking country would have a tough time getting within 100 miles of our country without clearance. If you are worried about bombings, don’t worry. We also have the ability to destroy any unauthorized aircraft that fly in our airspace.
More reasons, I hear you beg for. I think that now you just want me to brag about my country. Well, if you request it, then I shall obey. Our country is shaped in the form of Mickey Mouse! Now obviously, to avoid Walt Disney from suing us, we named the country “Micky Island,” without the e and also pronounced more like “izlend.” Our seal is a picture Mickey, which we bought from Walt Disney, and our flag has Mickey Mouse on it as well (also purchased from Walt Disney).
Our country also has some very high mountains. As you love to ski, I mentioned this as another reason to come to our island. Year round skiing with the help of fake snow!
The climate of our country is also nice. We are near the equator, so the temperatures are mild. We are close enough that the temperature never gets too cold in the winter, but also isn’t burning up in the summer.
With all of these reasons to live on my island, I guess I should point you to our site, which lists the policies for immigrating to Micky Island. You shouldn’t have a problem moving there once you are eighteen, and can find a job that will support you for the rest of your life!
Love,
Joe
